One of The Asylum's success stories, The Storyteller, a patient under our care, performs public readings of fiction, non-fiction, poetry, and other morsels she collects from visitors.  

The Asylum's historic Palladium Theatre offers stage plays, movies, and other fine arts, presented by our patients and staff.

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Run by patients and staff of The Asylum, Rhetoric is our in-house newsletter, chronicling events inside the institution and giving patients a voice among their peers.

The Maestro's soulful music can be heard echoing down The Asylum's hallways, and he welcomes requests and additions from visitors and patients.

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A Quick Orientation for the New Visitor.

Your presence here means a great deal, both to our faculty and to the residents at The Asylum.  We appreciate the fact that you took the time out of your busy schedule to make a trip to our facility and explore the unique services and opportunities we proudly offer here.  If you are related to one of our patients, you have already received our information brochure, so you know how we operate.  We are excited to see that you've taken the plunge and come on down for a personal visit!

In finding your way around The Asylum, you should keep in mind that we are a professional, top-grade institution.  Our staff is highly-trained and their techniques have been perfected over years of safe practice and disciplined research.  If ever you get lost, the Main Room is your home base.  You've just come from it.  It leads to virtually everywhere in this facility, and is a good starting point for exploring the building and grounds.  Where can you go from there?  The doorways are not always clear in The Asylum, but they are always there.  Try hovering your mouse over the main image.  Notice how different parts of the image light up with a description.  Click on these areas to begin your exploits into the rest of the building.  

Remember, there is almost always a way out of wherever you've wandered into.  If it's not an image map, as described above, there are probably text links somewhere toward the top or bottom of the page you are looking at.  Clicking on them will carry you where you want to go.  

Remember that we strive to create a safe, professional environment in a medical institution designed for top-quality service and treatment.  If you encounter any problems or have any concerns during your stay, please don't hesitate to contact The Asylum's General Manager.  You will be attended to promptly.  Thank you for your visit.  We hope that your stay at The Asylum is temporary, and that you enjoy it!